ஜிமெயில் ஸ்பாம் பில்டர நெனச்சி எப்போவுமே நான் பீத்திண்டது உண்டு.. இன்னிக்கு இந்த மெயில் எப்படியோ அதுக்கு தப்பி என்னோட இன்பாக்ஸ்ல வந்துடுச்சு. டைட்டில் பார்த்தவுடனே தெரிஞ்சிடுச்சு.. ஸ்பாம்தான்னு. இருந்தாலும் ஓபன் பன்னுவோமேன்னு பண்ணேன்.
இதெல்லாம் சாத்தான் வேலையா தான் இருக்கும்.!! ;)
Paul-ன்னு ஒரு ஆக்டோபஸ். அது புட்பால் ஜோசியம் சொல்லுதாம். அது பி.பி.சி. வரைக்கும் போய் ஊரே அது பத்தி தான் இன்னிக்கு பேசிக்கிட்டு இருக்கு.
5000 கி.மி. தாண்டி ஜெர்மனி-ல இருக்கற ஒரு ஆக்டோபஸ், தென் ஆப்பிரிக்கால நடக்கற ஒவ்வொரு மேட்ச் ரிசல்ட்டையும் புட்டு புட்டு வைக்குதாம். அதுவும் எப்படி? ரெண்டு கண்ணாடி பெட்டில, விளையாட போற ரெண்டு நாட்டுடைய கொடியையும் ஒட்டி, அது இருக்கற தண்ணி தொட்டில உள்ள விட்டுடுவாங்களாம். அது ஒன்னுத்துகுள்ள போய் படுத்துக்குமாம். அந்த பெட்டில எந்த நாட்டு கோடி இருக்குதோ அந்த நாடு அன்னிக்கு மேட்ச் வின் பண்ணிடுமாம். அமெரிக்க ஒபாமா-ல இருந்து நம்ம ஊரு அமிதாப் பச்சன் வரைக்கும் இதான் ட்விட்டிங் இன்னிக்கு.
கொடுமைடா சாமி.
பிட் அடிக்காம சொல்லுங்க பார்க்கலாம், இதுல எது கூகிள் லோகோ?
இப்போ விஷயம் என்னனா, இந்த கேள்வி "Who wants to be a millionaire?" நிகழ்ச்சில கேட்டிருக்காங்க. கேள்வி இது தான்:
“Which of the following is a true statement about the letters in the standard Google logo?” - and the choices are:
A. Both “O”s are yellow
B. Both “G”s are blue
C. The “L” is red
D. The “E” is green
கூகிள் நம்ம வாழ்வுல எவ்ளோ முக்கியாமான ஒரு அங்கமா ஆயிடுச்சுன்னு பாருங்க!நாளைக்கே உங்கள "Who wants to be a trillionaire?" நிகழ்ச்சில கூப்பிட்டு இந்த கேள்வி கேட்டாங்கனா சொல்ல தெரியனும் பாருங்க. எதுக்கு ஒரு சின்ன slip-ல எவனோ ஒருத்தன் அவ்ளோ பணத்த அடிச்சிட்டு போக விடனும்?! ;-)
விடை: B - Both "G"s are blue. BRYBGR -ன்னு நினைவுல நிறுத்திக்கலாம்.
I was cleaning my GMail inbox this morning and saw this mail that I received few years ago. These were advertisements that were supposed to have appeared in a matrimonial site in India. Was great to read them again after so long. Author’s Take in brackets.
Disclaimer : Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail.
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Hello to viewvers. My name is sowmya , I am single I dont have male, if any
one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education
but I working all field in bangalroe.. If u like me u welcome to my heart...
When ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks
yours regards sowmya ~*~
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I want very simple boy. From brahmin educated family from orissa state she
is also know about ramayan, geeta bhagabata, and other homework
(Homework?)
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wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. He may never
create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can
run smoothly. Thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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he should be good looking and should have a service. He should have one
brother and one sister. He should be educated.
(Ain't it unique !! 1 Brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than I. Because I love myself
a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........
Hold
my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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I am simple girl.I have lot ofproblem in mylife because of my luck now I
am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot
(:-/)
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My husband should be as 'shiva' as in kahani ghar ghar ki and as tanwerr as
in ksbkbt......
(Ok I haven't seen these serials but I am sure she must be demanding too much,
ain't she?)
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I want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while
steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(By not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
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hye I am a good loking girl,who has the capability to make any body to
lough.I believe in god and according to me friends are the real messenger of
god. The 3 things I am looking from a boy ,they are 1.they must believe in
god.2. They have to like my proffesion and they should not get bored with
me when I will try to make them lough.
(All of us are loughing{laughing})
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Whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom
and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would bde
called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
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I love my patner I marriage the patner ok I search my patner and I love the
patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of " ok". The person is suffering
from "ok-syndrome")
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Hi iam very cool nuather ok my hobby is see t.v and news ok I have 1 car and
1 bonwl ok my mother also good ok my faruet world is ok
(The "ok syndrome" again)
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Iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother
sister complity marred
(Somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)
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Iam very simpel and hanest. I have three sister one brother and parent.
I am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi
diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(Actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or tailor.??)
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My name is farhanbegum and I am unmarried. Pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(Height of desperation! J )
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Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. He love me heartly or he havea frank
he's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. Ithink the main think
is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.
But
iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. But my mom say that iam a
good girl. My father already expired . Iam ''aeklauta''. The choice is your.
Bye bye.
(Uttama purishinin)
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Iam kanandevi. I do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
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I am little fair indian colour. I don't have any habit.
(Maybe the poor guy meant bad habits)
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Hello I am a good charactarised woman. I want to run my life happily.I
divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good'. I expect the good
minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ...
(But credit cards not accepted..???)
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My colour is black,but my heart is white.I like social service
(Zebra..???)
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I'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot should
be roman catholic, love me only.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
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To be married on jan-2005. Working man perferable
(This girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a bridegroom.
I wish his best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure she will get one
soon.)
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I would like a beautyfull boy. And I do not want his any treasure.
Because boy is the maharaja.
(Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)
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Ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying
salary at present.
(Any takers again?)
I completely understand… their job is pretty difficult!
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha,
I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'.
I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the
monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it.
Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me
in the supermarket.
Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech Support, may I help you ?
Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me ?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem ?
Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?
The best one I can remember is a fellow work mate went out to check a computer that was making a strange beeping noise. He came back and said he'd fixed the problem. He asked the client to move while he entered in the keyboard code that would stop the beeping. It worked and she thanked him. I was puzzled, "What keyboard code?" I asked.
He replied, "Well she was well endowed, I didn't want to tell her that she would have to take her breasts off the keyboard".
A customer couldn't get on the Internet
Help desk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Help desk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears !
Helpdesk: How may I help you ?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem ?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it ?
Tech support: always they’re for you
One day a guy calls tech support. This is a little like how it went…
Cust: hello?
TS: hello
Cust: yeah, my cup holder broke and my computer is still under warranty, so I would like to get it replaced.
TS: ummm cup holder?
Cust: yeah cup holder…
TS: ummm did you get it with a promotional offer?
Cust: no
TS: umm are you sure you got the right company?
Cust: yeah
TS: Ummm… i ‘m sorry if I sound confused, because I am.
Cust: well it’s square, and it’s on the front of the computer, and it comes out when you press a button…
… and more to come…
